не знаю, знаете ли ЭТОТ прикол...но все же..ВОТ:


Wake up, Neo...
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I SAID WAKE UP!!!!

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NEO! CAN YOU HEAR ME????
I AM YOUR WHITE RABBIT!
FOLLOW ME!!!
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НУ PLEASE, Я ЖЕ СКАЗАЛ!!!

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- А говорят дятлы долго не живут...

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А У ВАС МОЛОКО УБЕЖАЛО. ТЧК.

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- Блять, лучше бы мы сняли Связь-2.

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/*С тоской в голосе. Скучным тоном*/
- Кто-нибудь разбудите Ривза!!!!

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- Ларри, как думаешь, может в этой сцене сойдет и каскадер?

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- ЧТО ЗНАЧИТ "ОН СИЛИКОНОВЫЙ"???? Хью, успокойся. С ним все в порядке. Он сейчас встанет. Вот мы еще чуть-чуть постучим и он встанет. Надеюсь. Я верю...

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- Может у него сломался PC-speaker?
- Попробуйте иглоукалывание...куда? в за...тылок. И почините кто-нибудь звонок!!!!

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- Ривз! С каждым Knock-knock...из твоего гонорара вычитается 200$

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- Черт! Да он на кока-колу больше тратит. Поднимаем ставки до 1000$
- Пас.
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- Стучи интенсивнее.

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НУ ТЫ МНЕ ЕЩЕ ПОХРАПИ!
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- Еще чуть-чуть и он нам будет должен.

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- Черт. Это мы еще гонорар за "Мнемоника" не исчерпали. А ведь еще есть "Скорость"...
- А режиссер "Карты, деньги, 2 ствола" не обвинит нас в плагиате?
- Мне лично уже все равно. Ва-банк.
- Удваиваю.
- Еще удваиваю.
- Еще.
- Еще.
- More.
- А вот и идея для сиквела.
- Поддерживаю.
- Играю.

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- Он блефует. Да не Ривз. Энди! Ривз-то дрыхнет по настоящему.
- Ларри, не отвлекайся! Стучи-стучи...

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- Копи-паст попробуй.
- НЕ РАБОТАЕТ. Энди, это ты в сценарии такой примитивный интерфейс придумал?

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- А может вставим это в фильм? По-моему, это символизирует бесконечность вселенной...
- Мартышкин труд, Ларри, только мартышкин труд. Тем более у нас кончилась пленка.

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- Да что он там, сдох, что ли...
- А это мысль!
- ХЬЮГО, ПОЛОЖИ ПИСТОЛЕТ. Он пустой.
- Твой тоже!
- Что мой?
- В карты себе посмотри. Я сказал себе!

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- Сильвер, сдавай.

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- Ларри, посмотри: классная фишка. Ставлю весь свой выигрыш на "Enter".

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- Поздравляю! 3/4 "Мнемоника" отстучали. Отметим? Водочка и порно?
/*На фоне бульканья раздается звучное заспанное "Ыыыы?"*/
- НУ НАКОНЕЦ-ТО!!!! РИВЗ! Мы не помешали? Как спалось?
- Что??? Сам ты "Ху я ю"!!!! Тоже мне в роль вошел...
- Я белый кролик? Нет. Я белый дятел!!!

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Запомни меня ТАКОЙ. Такой как есть...

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