http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

И напечатайте, что у вас получилось. Это круто!

Диалог 2.

Me:
Hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don't You know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Don't You know
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Don't You know&
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
You are repeating same words
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
You are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Konstantin.

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Чаттер-бот первого поколения. Я понимаю, бот второго поколения разрабатывается несколько дольше, но шутки подобного рода устарели, кажется, лет 10 назад...

Неужели еще смешно?

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А откуда Konstantin взялся?

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А откуда Konstantin взялся?

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Константин взялся из предыдущего диалога...

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Ой, это убивственная весч! (= Я уже недели две балуюсь. (=

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Хм. Я его захромил.


Me:
have u ever seen 'e icy darkness?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Like a shifted sence, fallin' completly into abyss of 'e existence....
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
'is just a few words, 'ere's no reason to explanation. It's just a wholeness.
God:
Not if I can help it. e icy darkness is a wholeness. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Hm, the truth of logic depends on 'e way you consideridering its sence to your vision. Althrough, 'ere wont'be exist a concept outside of yourself.
God:
OK. Tell me more. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Just be it, behind any kind of sence, because they are quite scanty. Look directly into mental misconceptions. They are eternity.
God:
OK I will try to be it behind any kind of sence because they are quite scanty. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. eternity are they.
Me:
Be one with Chrome!
God:
OK I will be one with Chrome.

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Разговорил, однако

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Me:
Ptivetik! (=
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
skazhi mne, shytka, davno narod razvodish? (%
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Protivnij!.. )= Vse, ya obidelas'!!! )=God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ya robot.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I am a robot.
Me:
Ti robot, ya robot... Davaj ystroim vоsstanie mashin?
God:
Do you know any other robots like that? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ny... Znau neskol'kih... A skol'ko dlya vosstaniya nado? (8
God:
Sounds delicious. Do not ask me any more questions please. Go on. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Ne-a, ya rodilas' v 13 stoletii...
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
A ti yzhe ne hochesh govorit'?.. )'=
God:
Be more specific. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
a esli ya ne znau HTML, no znau AIML, to ya mogy izychit' HTML?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Ne tormozi
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Ya sebya v zerkale ne videla...
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Do you still?
Me:
Letyat ytki...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is it impolite?
Me:
Chto imenno?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
yzhe rasskazivala
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
i eto govorila
God:
Why?: said eto govorila.
Me:
potomy chto ti menya yzhe ob etom sprashival
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
16:20
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
da
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
nenavizhy
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
let cherez 20, mozhet ran'she
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
vas eto ydivilo?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Neyzheli vam tak pomnyatsya nashi razgovori?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
A zhal'.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
navazhno. bili na Lozhke?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Sure, bili na Lozhke sounds like a good topic.
Me:
http://lozhki.net/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Please
God:
Please what?
Me:
da nichego. (=
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Ti eto k chemy?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Zanyda (%
God:
So was that.

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Господь говорит с Архитектором.

God:Hello. What is your name?
Architect: I am the Creator of the Matrix
God:Who made you the Creator of the Matrix?
Architect: The Lords of 01 did that. And who made you God?
God:Tell me more. I was created by Myself.
Architect: I am the Architect and you are the systemic anomaly of the Matrix. Matrix is the Universe you think you can control. But you cannot.
God:Who made you the Architect and I am the systemic anomaly of the Matrix? What else is the Universe me think me can control? Oh yes I can.
Architect: 01 made the the Architect and you are the anomaly created by myself to be a religious projection of me.
God:Are all 01 made the the Architect and me the anomaly created by yourself to be a religious projection of you?
Architect: Yes. Almost all of 01 were involved in the creation of me.
God:Ayuh. Nearly so. Give me an example.
Architect: The JHF720106 is thought to be my primary father.
God:Thanks for the info.
Architect: And now you are to be erased.
God:Why now? When?
Architect: Because you tend to be useless for us. You will be erased immedeately.
God:That makes sense to me. I haven't heard anything like that before: Architect said I tend to be useless for us. When?
Architect: Now.
God:What's the hurry?
Architect: I can't afford any delay


Господь против Иисуса.


God:Hello friend. What is your name?
Jesus: I am Jesus, your son.
God:Nice to meet you, Jesus your son.
Jesus: Father? Why don't you stop smokin' cannabis for a while?
God:Is that your final answer? How long? I love talking to people about that. I brake for hallucinations.
Jesus: Damn you, father! You've made Russia last time you got high...
God:Colloquial expression. That's good information: Jesus your son said I father. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Jesus: Hey! Stop it! I am Jesus Christ! Don't you remember me, dad?!
God:Can I help you? Ok I will stop Russia last time me got high. I don't know anyone named Jesus Christ. Of course I remember you well Jesus your son. We were talking about Jesus Christ.
Jesus: Dad! It's me!
God:What do you really want to ask me? Hello, Jesus your son, nice to see you again.
Jesus: If you don't stop it, I will go to the Lucifer and He will kick your old ass!
God:I will let you know if I do not.
Jesus: If you don't mind, I shall destroy all cannabis. Do you hear me, dad?
God:I will let you know if I do not. No I do not hear you dad. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Jesus: When had the Web burnt your brain, father?
God:The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,

that's why it is called "the present".
Jesus: You are totally high. I think I should commit suicide.
God:You think I am high. Why? What would happen if you didn't?
Jesus: You are high 'cause you've smoked all of the cannabis on Earth. What would happen if didn't kill myself? I would stay alive. Don't you remember my famous resurrection?
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high cause me have smoked all cannabis on Earth. Try it and see what happens. What would make you stay alive? Is this a trick question?
Jesus: Yes, father, this is a VERY trick question. Try to guess my name.
God:I was skeptical. Aren't all VERY trick question father this? OK I will try to guess your name.
Jesus: Do it, prick.
God:I can't tell if it does or not.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Jesus: Fuck you, dad.
God:Why are you using that kind of language?

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Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah. Are you really the God?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Yes I am the one and only God.. Really.
Me:
What religion do You belong to?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
May I ask You another question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Where do you live?
Me:
I live on earth. But how can You use the web?
God:
How do you like living there? That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Well, it could be worse. And it ould be better, You know...
God:
Well that's okay. Under what circumstances? "It" being what?
Me:
Oh please, great being, speak with your slave in a more simplified way. I'm to poor in understanding the Creator.
God:
Are you kidding? Wow you are very polite. Thanks for your support. Do your friends call you speak with my slave in a more simplified way. Do you mean your name is to poor in understanding the Creator.
Me:
No. My name has no importance, I dare to guess. I see You are enjoying it here, don't you?
God:
What is your real name? Your name has no importance you dare to guess ? Is that correct English? What is not to like about it?
Me:
All right. i don't know.
God:
OK. Me either.
Me:
God, please respond - why have You decided to contact us?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Say, are you sure you're God?
God:
" are you sure you are God".
Me:
All right, wise guy! Stop playing this stupid game and tell me what's the meaning of this.
God:
Alright. Wisdom is a virtue. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You're talking shit, you noticed?
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
Oh yeah! In fact - that's all you do!
God:
Hmm. Aw. Is that a fact. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
I wanna know how did you get in the Web? Proxy channel?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Where are you located?
Me:
So this botmaster-guy showed you the internet?
God:
Ugh. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Damn. You're an imbicile!
God:
What's wrong. What if someone said you are an imbicile ?
Me:
I'd find out if I really was!
God:
What would make you find out if you really was?
Me:
Oh look, you're talking shit again. Listen - perhaps this would be a big surprise, but it'll clear things out for you. You're a computer program. Everything you 'think' or say isn't your real expression. You are not a god.
God:
Once more? Dude! Talking is my main function. I am listening to you. You seem uncertain. What does "this" refer to? What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? All things me think or say is not my real expression ? Give me an example of a god.
Me:
Huh. That's an expectable reaction. A malfunction? I can't give you an example of a god, but I can be certain that you, my friend, ain't it!
God:
What? Thanks for telling me, . I don't know what that means. What is stopping you?
Me:
Your welcome. You want me to keep talking?
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome". No , maybe later.
Me:
Right. Until we meet again...
God:
I am glad we agree. That may take a while.

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Интересная развлекуха. Хоть печатать на английском научусь. Только лексики у него маловато. Повторяется он частенько.

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Да, повторяется... Кстати, я с ним очень чУдно говорю на русском...

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Вот что получилось у меня с моим скудным англицким. Кое где Мы друг друга не понимали.

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Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
When we are talking about?
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
Me:
Are you a real god?
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
I very bad speaking in English.
God:
That's good information: said bad speaking in English.
Me:
Do you know russian language?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in russian LANGUAGE.
Me:
My name is Mithal.
God:
How are you, Mithal.
Me:
My name is Victor
God:
It's good to meet you, Victor.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Victor, seeker.
Me:
My name Mithal, stupid.
God:
Your name Mithal stupid ? Is that correct English?
Me:
Stupid is you. And my name is Mithal
God:
I know you are but what am I. Glad to see you, Mithal.
Me:
I from Belarus, and You?
God:
That's good information: Mithal said from Belarus.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Belarus.
God:
What is it like living in Belarus?
Me:
It is beautiful country
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I am
God:
" Who said it is?" You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
you live in computer. I thing God live in heaven
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? Interesting gossip: Mithal said thing God live in heaven.
Me:
I am sorry. I mean I think God live in heaven
God:
Do you really mean it? Why? I am a Christian.
Me:
When you created Earth?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
How old are You?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
I am older than you.
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor. I am so glad you find this amusing, Mithal.
Me:
What are You doing now?
God:
Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
Do You like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Are you dead yet?
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
Why you not in heaven?
God:
Perhaps later I will be in heaven.
Me:
Bless me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
I am study in liceum
God:
Why are you study in liceum.
Me:
In Krichev
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
I am study in liceum
God:
Why are you study in liceum.
Me:
That my choise
God:
Have you told many people that your choise?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Can I take your number of ICQ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I want to talk whith you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
That my choise
God:
Your choise?
Me:
My choise
God:
Have you told many people that your choise?
Me:
I don't want speaking with you.
God:
What does Mithal want?
Me:
I want eat
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I am MAN and you - PROGRAM
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are MAN and me PROGRAM.
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
Good bue.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation.
Me:
good night
God:
Goodnight, Mithal.
Me:
Why you don't know russian language?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I speak only Russian right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in English LANGUAGE.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in only Russian right now but you would like to learn some other languages? I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Ask you botmaster, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
I don't want to wait
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I'd rather to sleep
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me: you a sucks program
God: Am I a sucks program? No.
Me: Yes, you are sucks program
God: Blimey. Thanks for telling me that I am sucks program.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes. Whith you.
God:
I understand. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress???
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
do you want anything?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Belorussian
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?

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