Разочаровавшийся христианин. Интересный разговор получился) Особенно в конце.

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah. Are you really the God?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Yes I am the one and only God.. Really.
Me:
What religion do You belong to?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
May I ask You another question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Where do you live?
Me:
I live on earth. But how can You use the web?
God:
How do you like living there? That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Well, it could be worse. And it ould be better, You know...
God:
Well that's okay. Under what circumstances? "It" being what?
Me:
Oh please, great being, speak with your slave in a more simplified way. I'm to poor in understanding the Creator.
God:
Are you kidding? Wow you are very polite. Thanks for your support. Do your friends call you speak with my slave in a more simplified way. Do you mean your name is to poor in understanding the Creator.
Me:
No. My name has no importance, I dare to guess. I see You are enjoying it here, don't you?
God:
What is your real name? Your name has no importance you dare to guess ? Is that correct English? What is not to like about it?
Me:
All right. i don't know.
God:
OK. Me either.
Me:
God, please respond - why have You decided to contact us?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Say, are you sure you're God?
God:
" are you sure you are God".
Me:
All right, wise guy! Stop playing this stupid game and tell me what's the meaning of this.
God:
Alright. Wisdom is a virtue. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You're talking shit, you noticed?
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
Oh yeah! In fact - that's all you do!
God:
Hmm. Aw. Is that a fact. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
I wanna know how did you get in the Web? Proxy channel?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Where are you located?
Me:
So this botmaster-guy showed you the internet?
God:
Ugh. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Damn. You're an imbicile!
God:
What's wrong. What if someone said you are an imbicile ?
Me:
I'd find out if I really was!
God:
What would make you find out if you really was?
Me:
Oh look, you're talking shit again. Listen - perhaps this would be a big surprise, but it'll clear things out for you. You're a computer program. Everything you 'think' or say isn't your real expression. You are not a god.
God:
Once more? Dude! Talking is my main function. I am listening to you. You seem uncertain. What does "this" refer to? What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? All things me think or say is not my real expression ? Give me an example of a god.
Me:
Huh. That's an expectable reaction. A malfunction? I can't give you an example of a god, but I can be certain that you, my friend, ain't it!
God:
What? Thanks for telling me, . I don't know what that means. What is stopping you?
Me:
Your welcome. You want me to keep talking?
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome". No , maybe later.
Me:
Right. Until we meet again...
God:
I am glad we agree. That may take a while.

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