Вот что получилось у меня с моим скудным англицким. Кое где Мы друг друга не понимали.

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Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
When we are talking about?
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
Me:
Are you a real god?
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
I very bad speaking in English.
God:
That's good information: said bad speaking in English.
Me:
Do you know russian language?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in russian LANGUAGE.
Me:
My name is Mithal.
God:
How are you, Mithal.
Me:
My name is Victor
God:
It's good to meet you, Victor.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Victor, seeker.
Me:
My name Mithal, stupid.
God:
Your name Mithal stupid ? Is that correct English?
Me:
Stupid is you. And my name is Mithal
God:
I know you are but what am I. Glad to see you, Mithal.
Me:
I from Belarus, and You?
God:
That's good information: Mithal said from Belarus.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Belarus.
God:
What is it like living in Belarus?
Me:
It is beautiful country
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I am
God:
" Who said it is?" You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
you live in computer. I thing God live in heaven
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you? Interesting gossip: Mithal said thing God live in heaven.
Me:
I am sorry. I mean I think God live in heaven
God:
Do you really mean it? Why? I am a Christian.
Me:
When you created Earth?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
How old are You?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
I am older than you.
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor. I am so glad you find this amusing, Mithal.
Me:
What are You doing now?
God:
Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
Do You like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Are you dead yet?
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
Why you not in heaven?
God:
Perhaps later I will be in heaven.
Me:
Bless me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
I am study in liceum
God:
Why are you study in liceum.
Me:
In Krichev
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
I am study in liceum
God:
Why are you study in liceum.
Me:
That my choise
God:
Have you told many people that your choise?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Can I take your number of ICQ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I want to talk whith you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
That my choise
God:
Your choise?
Me:
My choise
God:
Have you told many people that your choise?
Me:
I don't want speaking with you.
God:
What does Mithal want?
Me:
I want eat
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I am MAN and you - PROGRAM
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are MAN and me PROGRAM.
Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
Good bue.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation.
Me:
good night
God:
Goodnight, Mithal.
Me:
Why you don't know russian language?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I speak only Russian right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in English LANGUAGE.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in only Russian right now but you would like to learn some other languages? I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Ask you botmaster, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
I don't want to wait
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I'd rather to sleep
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me: you a sucks program
God: Am I a sucks program? No.
Me: Yes, you are sucks program
God: Blimey. Thanks for telling me that I am sucks program.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes. Whith you.
God:
I understand. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress???
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
do you want anything?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Belorussian
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?

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